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    Congrats Jake! Holy shit, 3 kids at 27? I'm almost 27 and I've been telling the fiance, no dice on the kids deal until after 30. If I wasn't with her, and I was with someone who had no interest in kids, I'd be more than happy. Something about lil gooks with my genes running around bothers me.

    Gotta warn you on the 4 kids though (you sound like a great dad though, and wouldn't do this), but I was the 4th/last child in my family. Make sure you love them equally (yeah, every parent says that). I mean, really and truly equal. For example, my oldest sister had 3 baby albums, my other sister had 2, my brother had one, guess how many I had? Well, I have one now. My parents cobbled one together when I was 18. A lot of pictures have just years and "?"s by them.

    As for driving, I wasn't allowed to get my license until half way through my Sr year, when I was 17 1/2! Reason being, it saved my parents on insurance and there was always someone around to drive. And be careful when you set rules with them and say they are "equal." When we were 18, were finally allowed to have and drive our own cars. Now, my siblings still think its unfair that I got to drive my car 1 whole week before my 18th birthday. But I was driving it because I had to drive to college a week before my birthday! While they turned 18 right before graduating high school (meaning they drove to school the last few weeks, and the whole summer before college), I had to wait until I was literally moving into the dorms. Equal to wait for 18th birthday is not really equal.

    Sorry for rambling, as you can tell I have a lot of issues with my family and I can go on forever. Maybe that's why I don't want kids.


    Man, we should have cloned twenties. Jackson wouldn't have given a shit.

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    Ok this is TMPTOAT, not a therapist's couch.
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    Dear God, ya'll Mormon or something? Ever hear of birth control? Condoms? Pull out method? A trip to vegas with teh boys? something! WE are thinking about two kids TOTAL, and thats before she hits 30, so we have about another year or so to get started. ugh.
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    Oh come on, regardless of how many kids you have it's not like you're gonna raise them anyway...
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    Man, we should have cloned twenties. Jackson wouldn't have given a shit.

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    Yeah I prefer to have fun now, and I'm with TG on not necessarily needing to have kids. Just don't be like one woman I know. She's ready to have her fun because she had her kids young, and they aren't all moved out yet. They don't necessarily move out at 18.
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    Re: The Most Pointless Thread of All Time

    Sassy admits to having a redneck friend.

    I love it!
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    Re: The Most Pointless Thread of All Time

    Quote Originally Posted by Sassy05
    They don't necessarily move out at 18.
    That's her fault
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    "But Ma, Daddy-Grandpa said we could live here 'long as we wanted. That's what YOU'VE done!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Associate289
    Oh come on, regardless of how many kids you have it's not like you're gonna raise them anyway...
    so how do ya'll have kids? Does your boyfriend just spit your cum out into a womans vagina or right in to the test tube?
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    Re: The Most Pointless Thread of All Time

    god damn, I hate writing papers...


    Man, we should have cloned twenties. Jackson wouldn't have given a shit.

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    And again I find myself in an airport. People do this as a job? Fuck that noise. I don't mind flying but the sitting around in the terminal drives me insane. I will be flying twice more in the next 30days. Boo hiss.
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    So I would like to congratulate everyone for the recent increase in posts. This is more like the good 'ol AIFA...

    Now if we can get to 350 pages on tmpoat by Friday I'll be happy.

    Viva la thread!
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    I posted, because I don't want KN pissed off that I didn't do may part to achieve 350 pages.

    & with Aries back, we should be able to achieve this by WEDNESDAY!
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    Re: The Most Pointless Thread of All Time

    the increase in posts can be attributed to 3 activities:

    1. NATCON 2010 which lead to activity #2

    2. Domer back to AIFA. Really, NATCON is what it takes to bring you back to the site you help found? Come on man. Get on the comics now.

    3. Nate has poked his up again. I gotta say, I remember when he first showed up here, he was somewhat annoying. Now, he's started to sound a little grizzled and pissed off like Wes. I like the new Nate.


    Man, we should have cloned twenties. Jackson wouldn't have given a shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skull6
    I posted, because I don't want KN pissed off that I didn't do may part to achieve 350 pages.

    & with Aries back, we should be able to achieve this by WEDNESDAY!
    i think we changed teh posts per page so this should take awhile.
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    Re: The Most Pointless Thread of All Time

    Well the good news is there's plenty of pointlessness to go around!
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    I was instructed to stop working today to go and eat cake and icecream for an impromptu social that was organized around lunch time. And asked to give money for a gift. I'm telling you- this has been an expensive job... probably twice a week someone dies, gets married, has a baby, etc- so cards and flowers each time. Ugh. I so want a cup and flower fund so I can just give my several hundred dollars at once and be left alone for a while.
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    Quote Originally Posted by killernurse
    I was instructed to stop working today to go and eat cake and icecream for an impromptu social that was organized around lunch time. And asked to give money for a gift. I'm telling you- this has been an expensive job... probably twice a week someone dies, gets married, has a baby, etc- so cards and flowers each time. Ugh. I so want a cup and flower fund so I can just give my several hundred dollars at once and be left alone for a while.
    Quit being nice and tell 'em to fuck off.


    ...just use the money you saved to buy yourself a guidon and plaque when you leave since nobody will give you one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by killernurse
    I was instructed to stop working today to go and eat cake and icecream for an impromptu social that was organized around lunch time. And asked to give money for a gift. I'm telling you- this has been an expensive job... probably twice a week someone dies, gets married, has a baby, etc- so cards and flowers each time. Ugh. I so want a cup and flower fund so I can just give my several hundred dollars at once and be left alone for a while.
    Oh I fucking hate that.
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    Try this one on for size: my NCO and I reserved a park for an FRG event well before Christmas. Apparently the rest of the BN picked a few days ago to go ahead and start planning this event. I'm glad we reserved the park way back when just so we could wait until the last minute to do everything else. Then they're like, "Hey S-4, we need ice, a bunny suit, and 50 million other things." Yes, I had to do a purchase request for a damn bunny suit,
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    Sassy, I'm figuring it's against regs for you to use military funds to purchase items (such as bunny suits) supporting your commands' deviant sexual practices.

    BUT...whatever you do, do ask nor tell!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sassy05
    Yes, I had to do a purchase request for a damn bunny suit,
    You're a furry?!?!?!?!
    Quote Originally Posted by Cerebroden
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    Re: The Most Pointless Thread of All Time

    was that Sassy in The Shining?


    Man, we should have cloned twenties. Jackson wouldn't have given a shit.

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    Donny Darko?
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