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Domer
23 August 2003, 03:00
Holy Shit. Gather 'round, children, I have a story to tell.



Earlier today, I was going about my business, and decided to stop by a computer lab here at Comer County Polytechnic, to see who hadn't emailed me. Well, lo and behold, to my surprise, one of our forum members, and the NEWEST one, I might add, had emailed me. And what did this email contain? I hear you cry. It contailed none other than our <u>VERY FIRST SUBMISSION!!!</u> Notice, kiddies, that that got the underline, the italics, the bold face, the caps, and the three (count 'em) three exclamation points. So, in recognition:



ATTENTION TO ORDERS:

AirborneAli, having hit a few buttons on her computer, and by which distinguishing herself among her peers (losers) on the posting boards, is hereby awarded a medal. It's, like, a really good one to have, too. It's called... ummm... the LEGION OF SUPER-AWESOMENESS. You should all strive to follow in her footsteps. And, just for the record, it will be harder to get in the future. The submission will have to be really, really good. Not just some stupid crap your cousin drew. Here's a picture of what it looks like:

http://www.aisforarmy.com/forum/images/avatars/20.gif

Respect it.

Now Carry On, ya pogues.

Sammy Sandbag
23 August 2003, 03:12
Airjun submitted something like two days ago, you jackass. But thanks anyways to AirbornAli for the contribution. Now go buy some of our product!

Domer
24 August 2003, 20:51
Sorry, Airjun, I was just being a jackass with the whole medal thing. Fuck it, I can't keep you from giving yourself some picture of a canadian medal for your avatar. I'm going to go put my head in an oven, on general principle.

airjun
25 August 2003, 23:09
huh what the hell is going on?!!?

Sammy Sandbag
25 August 2003, 23:38
Domer got all excited because he thought his pal was the first to submit something to the site, I reminded him that you had already sent us some picts.

Zirkowitz
26 August 2003, 00:23
Domer's totally gay

airjun
26 August 2003, 10:10
ah no biggy, sounds like the REAL army to me

AirborneAli
26 August 2003, 15:30
Don't hate me cause I have a medal!

So...where ARE all the other ladies?

Zirkowitz
26 August 2003, 20:21
So...where ARE all the other ladies?

Domer's all we have to offer, but he doesnt smell very purty.