Belmont

[Associate289]

Ladies and Gents,

I will be going to Belmont Stakes tomorrow. Me and my friends will be setting up a beer pong table next to the track. Look for us on tv. We will also be storming the track/getting arrested. Ok maybe not, but that sounds cool. If you see a drunk kid with an old school army pt shirt on, its me.

[Gambit]

put 5 on Smarty Pants for me, eh? I was in the infield at the Preakness, that was a hell of a time...

[Sammy Sandbag]

Watch out at those races. An old college buddy of mine went to one (I forget where) and the cops were super anal. They set up a temporary holding cell on site and were arresting people left and right without charges. He and his girlfiend spent the day locked up. The whole situation was crooked, the cops were holding people until they paid a fine. I imagine it's their number one source of income for the year.

[Gambit]

the cops were super anal. [...] The whole situation was crooked, the cops were holding people until they paid a fine.

Well, I can't say that I saw any of that, and I certainly didn't even come within 10 feet of a cop the entire time I was at Preakness. Some things I did see, though...

[Ckim715]

DAMMIT EVERY YEAR, I miss out on Preakness because of some bullshit crap I have to take care of. That's it, next year, I am going.

[Zirkowitz]

Sorry Sammy, I had to... really, I took this one with you and Domer in mind. ;)

beats on the redneck wearing such a white trash shirt.

[Sammy Sandbag]

Beats indeed.

[Associate289]

FUCKING A'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God I was so pissed when he lost. I was right up front too, on the god damn rail. I couldnt have gotten any closer unless I was the jockey. I think I may have gotten on tv though....

[CDThardass]

Wow, that was a great race, amazing it look like at the last few lengths that smarty was just pullin up, his head was cocked to the side and he was not doin well, that damn jockey pushed him to soon..... and cost me a lot of money

[killernurse]

See what happens when you bet on a sure thing?

[CDThardass]

"See what happens when you F&ck a stranger in the ass!"
Big Lebowski

[neo]

And I of course expected such a comment from you hardass.

So, tell us what does happen?

[CDThardass]

well, what happens is your car gets hit with a crow bar, then it turns out it wasnt even the kids car.... THATS what happens