and I hate my life..... [Archive]

Associate289

13 February 2004, 00:33

is it just me, or is it the night before early pt, the exact time that i fall asleep always equal to or 3 minutes before my 7 drunken roomates decide to return from the bar? I know it may seem funny to throw things at me and hump me in my bed, but I can assure you that I do not laugh... please tell me that someone else hates their life as much as I do on Thursday nights.....

TheTokenGook

13 February 2004, 00:49

I hate my life every day. Different reasons, but still

Gambit

13 February 2004, 00:50

Worse yet, you have a "It's not easy being a Princess" avatar. Maybe that's why they're humping you??

Associate289

13 February 2004, 05:35

damnit, i never thought of it that way....

ZaQ

13 February 2004, 05:49

What you need is an avatar that says "It's not easy being a psychopathic killer." Then they'd leave you the fuck alone. Hell, you might get a section 8

The Sharaffe

13 February 2004, 08:24

Sleep with a K-bar under your pillow, and anytime someone gets within slashing distance give them a swipe, no warning, just let Mr. Stabby fly. If you act insane enough, soon people start respecting your personal space.

Gambit

13 February 2004, 11:49

I know a guy that used to (actually, probabaly still does) sleep with a knife attached to each bedpost. Wake him up, and they'd be the first thing he'd go for... so we used to stand in his doorway and chuck shit at him. He speared an apple once, it was kinda funny...

GarryOwen

13 February 2004, 14:12

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LOCK THE DOOR? EVER THINK OF THAT?

Sammy Sandbag

13 February 2004, 14:15

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LOCK THE DOOR? EVER THINK OF THAT?

Maybe they share the room. Or if they are crafty like myself, they'd find a way. Just ask Domer about the mushroom stamps at 1300 when he's still sleeping.

Associate289

13 February 2004, 17:30

the reason i dont lock my door is... well i dont really have one... you see i live at the end of the hallway in my townhouse, more appropriately called "the alcove" its big enough for someone to live there but doesnt provide for a lot of "personal" time.... yes im a terrible person... please dont judge me

CombatCady

13 February 2004, 21:26

Same shit happens to me, man. Every Thursday night, my roommates go out and I go to bed around 0100 or so, and they seem to come in at 0115, right as I'm getting to sleep. "Drunk and disorderly" seems to fit. It's all good, though. They're good guys. Next semester, though, I'm going to try to get a suite in a better dorm with some of my MS-3s. That'll be fucking cool.

roger29

13 February 2004, 23:16

Damn right biatch! We gotta get that paperwork going!

Hammer6

14 February 2004, 10:46

Man the dorms were cool... they made me want to hang myself though. I don't know if I would want to do that again. I have an apartment now, and it's all good except for the crazy old man below me who never sleeps, plays the keyboard, watches TV until all hours of the morning, talks to himself, has OCD and wont leave without locking his door and relocking it 4 times.

The Sharaffe

14 February 2004, 16:16

What school do you go to? South Hudson Institute of Tech? (Don't ask, West Pointers will get it)

CombatCady

14 February 2004, 18:00

Roger, roger. I'm gonna ask my RA what I can do to basically guarantee a room for us in Xavier... That's going to be one of my main priorities for the coming months. It's going to be freakin' great when we snag a suite.

Zirkowitz

14 February 2004, 18:16

What school do you go to? South Hudson Institute of Tech? (Don't ask, West Pointers will get it)

ah yes, good ol' SHIT.

Holt

16 February 2004, 12:56

This seems to fit:
"Well, ever since I started this semester, every day has been worse than the one before. That means each time you see me, that's on the worst day of my life..."

CombatCady

16 February 2004, 13:09

Definitely one of the best movies ever. And that most certainly describes my semester.
I will never, repeat NEVER, take 18 credits again. And I'm switching from Russian to Spanish next semester. Yeah, that's the ticket. I just hope I survive this semester.

Gambit

16 February 2004, 18:05

Hmm... yeah... how about those mid-term exams? Riiiiight....

The Sharaffe

16 February 2004, 20:24

18 credits is hard?! Guess you're on the Domer plan

Sammy Sandbag

16 February 2004, 20:28

18 credits is hard?! Guess you're on the Domer plan

Probably is, unless you're a history major. Tis a phony major!! [/jab]

Zirkowitz

16 February 2004, 21:18

18 credits is hard?! Guess you're on the Domer plan

maybe if you take an entire year.

Holt

17 February 2004, 22:47

Hey, Diplomacy (don't laugh) is a hard major to take 18 creds with. When you have 50 pages between 3 clases due in a week, you start sweatin.

Holt

17 February 2004, 22:48

Seriously now, Don't laugh at my diplomacieage-ness

Gambit

18 February 2004, 01:40

diplomacieage-ness

Talk about made-up words...

CombatCady

18 February 2004, 15:24

That's actually the best way to get through your Diplomacy classes. I make up words all the time. Well, usually more like terms and phrases. Just stuff that sounds official and like it makes sense. Oh, and by pulling a lot of 20-hour days.
And yes, History is a phony major!

Jackmackler

18 February 2004, 21:09

hmm sounds like you really don't have much of an option...kick the first humper in the jimmy and run for it!