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Wood
2 April 2007, 18:37
Hi, I'm Alyssa. I'm in ROTC at the University of Akron in Ohio, commissioning in May. I branched Engineer, first choice, and they are trying to send me to Fort Drum. I've heard it's a good post to go to, but I have my reasons for not wanting it...

Anyway, I don't really have many hobbies, just lots of school work, etc. I'm not exactly new to the site - I have browsed it before, reading posts and such, but I never needed to create my own username until recently. I kind of created it in a hurry, which is why I didn't post an intro sooner. Hell I still might not have done it right.

Associate289
2 April 2007, 18:38
Welcome.

Skull6
2 April 2007, 18:54
Welcome.

CombatCady
2 April 2007, 18:55
Welcome. Be prepared to be bombarded with requests for pictures.

CombatCady
2 April 2007, 21:15
Wow. Good job with the pre-emptive strike, I guess.

Associate289
2 April 2007, 21:35
Welcome. Be prepared to be bombarded with requests for pictures.

Whose side are you on?!

Wood
2 April 2007, 21:44
Where did my pictures go?

CDT_TEX
2 April 2007, 21:56
AK-Rowdy, eh?

PM me sometime.

P.S. Screw the Roo! haha

---TEX

GIJared
2 April 2007, 21:59
Wow. Good job with the pre-emptive strike, I guess.

did you just compliment yourself?

Sammy Sandbag
2 April 2007, 22:10
Where did my pictures go?

Where they belong. Think before you act, soon-to-be-occifer.

CombatCady
2 April 2007, 22:28
Wow. Good job with the pre-emptive strike, I guess.

did you just compliment yourself?
No, she posted pictures before anyone asked. Sammy took 'em down, so my comment makes a little less sense now.

Associate289
2 April 2007, 23:31
Where did my pictures go?

Where they belong. Think before you act, soon-to-be-occifer.

Boo this man!

That's ok, I found her on facebook.

killernurse
3 April 2007, 00:19
Good call, Sammy. *Everybody's a safety officer*

Welcome and enjoy the site. Oh and college while it lasts.

Wes
3 April 2007, 00:39
Welcome to AIFA.

As for Ft. Drum... pack warm clothes.

TheTokenGook
3 April 2007, 01:12
was she at least hot?

Aries
3 April 2007, 08:25
i'd give her a thumbs up.

Skull6
3 April 2007, 09:47
Didn't Aries say the same thing about Domer's Mama?

:D

CombatCady
3 April 2007, 14:03
We've all said the same thing about Domer's mom. She's a panther in the sack, man.

Associate289
3 April 2007, 14:07
i'd give her a thumbs up.

What if we get one that's a mutt? What would you say then?

Aries
3 April 2007, 14:11
i'd give her a thumbs up.

What if we get one that's a mutt? What would you say then?

doesn't mean she is the hottest thing on the planet, just saying she ain't ugly.

and one thats a mutt? I wouldn't say a damn thing.

Gambit
3 April 2007, 17:20
I wouldn't say a damn thing.

THAT would be a first...

Cerebroden
3 April 2007, 17:43
based on aries' comments...something is seriously wrong here.

Aries
3 April 2007, 18:05
kinder gentler aries.

judge for yourself.

Cerebroden
3 April 2007, 18:15
and how would I do that?

and I don't believe you.

Gambit
3 April 2007, 18:17
^ seconded. Aires != kinder OR gentler. 8-)

TheTokenGook
3 April 2007, 18:19
send the pictures to me, and I'll be an objective judge

Gambit
3 April 2007, 18:20
send the pictures to me, and I'll be an objective judge

If by "objective judge" you mean you'll send them around, I'll second that. ::lol::

TheTokenGook
3 April 2007, 18:29
well, that's naturally assumed ;-)

Aries
4 April 2007, 10:01
I find it funny that she has 69 pictures on facebook tho.

Associate289
4 April 2007, 10:19
I find it funny that she has 69 pictures on facebook tho.

Yea I was thinking that also...

Un4given
4 April 2007, 10:50
Okay, seriously, give us a last name. There's like 3 pages of Alyssa's for Akron on FB.


Fuck this shit, I have USR to do. Hurry up with that, I'm busy.

Wood
4 April 2007, 11:01
For Christ's sake, guys...

Associate289
4 April 2007, 11:10
Okay, seriously, give us a last name. There's like 3 pages of Alyssa's for Akron on FB.


Fuck this shit, I have USR to do. Hurry up with that, I'm busy.

Your stalking skills suck.



For Christ's sake, guys...

Learn to like it.

Wood
4 April 2007, 11:16
No I think it's funny

TheTokenGook
4 April 2007, 11:20
if you can see her pictures, that means you added her to your friend list. You guys actually added some random person from a discussion board to your friend list? :-?

Associate289
4 April 2007, 11:21
if you can see her pictures, that means you added her to your friend list. You guys actually added some random person from a discussion board to your friend list? :-?

Wrong. She's in the same network as me.

And I don't consider myself random. My mom says I'm the cutest guy in the Army.

TheTokenGook
4 April 2007, 11:26
ah, I forgot about the same network thing. I guess becuase I'm one of those privacy freaks that even if you're on my network (I'm on two) you can't see my profile.

But Aries is only on one network, so I guess that he added her as a friend.

Aries
4 April 2007, 11:45
hey TG.. are you on my buddy list? do you have any random P/Rs on yours as well? how about some people that you have met, or know from going to a party and never talk to again?

TheTokenGook
4 April 2007, 11:56
there is only one person on my buddy list that I have never met or is not a PR. And I only approved her friend request cuz she was smoking hot, which is rare for me to find an Asian chick that hot.

Aries
4 April 2007, 12:00
ha. well i am much friendlier than you. either way I was just trying to see what Sammy was hiding from us. new rule on the forum saying no posting of pictures?

Associate289
4 April 2007, 12:17
OMFGROFLMAO SHES A PR!!!!!!!!1111

Sammy Sandbag
4 April 2007, 12:19
OMFGROFLMAO SHES A PR!!!!!!!!1111

My thoughts exactly.....

Keep it to the appropriate forum kids.

TheTokenGook
4 April 2007, 12:55
he he. Her name is "Wood" [/Butthead]

Aries
4 April 2007, 15:27
yeah.. no more talking about P/R here. lets just get back to what she looks like.

TheTokenGook
4 April 2007, 15:31
note:

if/when she gets approved, I'll split this thread

as for looks, I can't see her "69" pictures, but her profile pic looks good.

TheTokenGook
4 April 2007, 15:33
and I just checked ebutler's thread. Sammy removed her pics as well.

Aries
4 April 2007, 15:52
so no more personal pictures?

Un4given
5 April 2007, 18:10
so no more personal pictures?I just keep mine in the PR forums, better that way.

Gambit
5 April 2007, 18:17
which is rare for me to find an Asian chick that hot.

< has one of those. 8)

TheTokenGook
6 April 2007, 08:34
< has one of those. 8)

From what Asian Persuasian?

I personally think I might have been turned off to Asians after meeting all of my mom's friends' daugthers over the years. Not a single good looking one.

Un4given
6 April 2007, 09:23
I like to refer to my penis as an equal opportunity employer.

Gambit
6 April 2007, 09:27
From what Asian Persuasian?

Chinese mostly, I think... but her dad grew up in Jamaica (he's got an AWESOME accent for a 60 y.o. asian dude) and her mom is French. I'd post a pic but Sammy might kill me. ;-)


I like to refer to my penis as an equal opportunity employer.

Not anymore! :-D

TheTokenGook
6 April 2007, 09:47
I like to refer to my penis as an equal opportunity employer.

Yes, we know you have to pay for sex


Chinese mostly, I think... but her dad grew up in Jamaica (he's got an AWESOME accent for a 60 y.o. asian dude) and her mom is French.

Hybrids are the best ;-)

Associate289
6 April 2007, 10:02
I like to refer to my penis as an equal opportunity employer.

Yep, men, women or sheep- it doesn't matter to you!

phoenixwolf87
6 April 2007, 10:03
Hybrids are the best ;-)


I second that notion

Cerebroden
6 April 2007, 19:58
I like to refer to my penis as an equal opportunity employer.

riiight, and your going to the JoP when?

Un4given
7 April 2007, 14:29
I like to refer to my penis as an equal opportunity employer.

Yep, men, women or sheep- it doesn't matter to you!At least I have variety, as with you its only men.

Jake the Skillet
18 April 2007, 11:50
Don't worry about Drum, you'll never be there anyways....

Aries
26 April 2007, 20:17
still trying to figure out why her pictures were deleted. her real name isnt on it at all and you never deleted the picture I posted of my son and I? or what about the "www" link everyone has the option of putting on that can take you to a myspace/facebook/personal webpage that has your picture and shit on it? whats with the Big Brother 1984 shit?