AIFA writing contest

[Sammy Sandbag]

Challenge: write a new site description for AisforArmy.com. I wrote the current one, and being the no talent ass clown that I am, it sucks. So now I'll be tapping yall for some inspiration. Come up with your best idea(s) for a new site description and post it here. Only serious ideas please, they can be funny however (actually that's even better.)


Welcome to AisforArmy.com, the first and only website for and by Army Cadets! AisforArmy.com is dedicated to providing a place where cadets from all over can get together and talk about whatever. We also have our own Comic series and several other features. Be sure and check it all out, and don't forget to register in the forum!
-AisforArmy.com

[Holt]

Sounds alright how it is to me, so here's my submission

Welcome to AisforArmy.com, the first and only website for and by Army Cadets! AisforArmy.com is dedicated to providing a place where cadets from all over can get together and talk about whatever. We also have our own Comic series and several other features. Be sure and check it all out, and don't forget to register in the forum!
-AisforArmy.com

(this is a serious submission, btw)

[Sammy Sandbag]

Umm? So you just submitted what we already have. Try harder.

[airjun]

stupid MS1....

[Holt]

that's my damn opinion, i think its fine as-is.

[Sammy Sandbag]

that's my damn opinion, i think its fine as-is.

Could have either said nothing, or at the most have said you like it as is, not repost what is already written. Either way, I'd like to get some submissions sent in for a good solid website description. Remember that this site is not just for cadets or officer or even military personnel for that matter. I'd like to see a description that sounds welcoming to all, but let's guests know what we're about. Of course, I'd like to see some creativity and a little humor.

If you don't want to post your idea here, just PM. I promise I won't reveal your name if you don't want anyone to know you wrote it. I know there's got to be some English majors out there just itching to do this.

[Murtin]

Well, this is my first post here on AIFA, so what better way to make an inagural debut then to take a crack at your mission statment? Well, here it goes:

Welcome to AisforArmy.com, the first and only website for and by Army Cadets! AisforArmy.com is dedicated to providing a place where know-nothing MSI's, overachieving MSII's, cocky, "know-it-all" MSIII's (this is where I fit in), and blue card Nazi MSIV's can come together and discuss anything and everything related to the Army, Cadet Land, or anything else! AisforArmy is the only place to get no-nonsense info on anything Cadet, so stop just looking at what others post and post your own fourm today!
(I make no garuntee on proper spelling or grammer)

Well, hope to make more posts in the future!

-That is all

[Ckim715]

Don't forget the oh so famous MS V!! (which I will be one day :( )

[roger29]

I'm with murtin on his! Make it sarcastic and insulting as possible. Force dumbass posters like Holt outta here! Make sure we have only the finest quality assholes posting their opinions here!

[CDThardass]

Welcome to AisForArmy.com. If you were sent here because that platoonleader website is now AKO run and you want to let out your frustrations this is the place for you. its a place of bullshitters for bullshitters by bullshitters. :twisted:

[Sammy Sandbag]

Murtin, good submission. Only problem I see, is that we are no longer simply for cadets, but all Army personnel. I don't want anyone to feel unwelcome or that this place isn't for them. While our comic takes place in cadet land, and much of our conversation revolves around ROTC, we are open to anything.

CDThardass, funny idea, but rather contemporary. Nobody will have any idea of what we're talking about in a matter of weeks. The rest of your description is on target with the commander's (me) mission statement.

Drive On!