Domer
17 May 2003, 03:33
Ok. A lot of you, well both of you, who read this probably think we're a bunch of Anti-American bastards who are just doing this for the money. Wrong, jackasses. I voted for Bush, and continue to back him 100%, so back the fuck off. Anyway, just to square this away, God Bless the USA, and God Speed to our troops in Iraq right now. For that matter, God Speed to our troops everywhere, home and abroad; we all have our job to do to help our fighting boys. As a public service, I Domer, in my infinite wisdom, have compiled a flow chart to determine if you are fulfilling YOUR SACRED DUTY AS AN AMERICAN.
Here's how it works: Follow the instructions starting at the beginning, and if you are still standing, go on to the next item. I know half of you fuckers will still screw this up somehow.
1. If you are an Iraqi national, and like it, Kill Yourself.
2. If you have ever burned a flag, non-ceremoniously, even by accident, Kill Yourself.
3. If you are a war-protesting hippie, take a bath. Then Kill Yourself.
4. If you agree with Tom Daschle, Kill Yourself.
5. If you ever fragged anyone, or tried to, tell your buddies, let them beat you within an inch of your life, then Kill Yourself.
6. If you are French, Kill Yourself.
7. If you Support America, and agree that it is the best damn Nation on the Face of the Earth, EVER, go out and buy yourself an ice cream or something. You win.
If you are still reading, you win. Come over to my place, and I'll buy you a beer. An AMERICAN beer. Just don't plan on crashing on my couch. Unless you're a hot woman with questionalble standards.
Screw those murdering coward Iraqi bastards:
--Domer out
Here's how it works: Follow the instructions starting at the beginning, and if you are still standing, go on to the next item. I know half of you fuckers will still screw this up somehow.
1. If you are an Iraqi national, and like it, Kill Yourself.
2. If you have ever burned a flag, non-ceremoniously, even by accident, Kill Yourself.
3. If you are a war-protesting hippie, take a bath. Then Kill Yourself.
4. If you agree with Tom Daschle, Kill Yourself.
5. If you ever fragged anyone, or tried to, tell your buddies, let them beat you within an inch of your life, then Kill Yourself.
6. If you are French, Kill Yourself.
7. If you Support America, and agree that it is the best damn Nation on the Face of the Earth, EVER, go out and buy yourself an ice cream or something. You win.
If you are still reading, you win. Come over to my place, and I'll buy you a beer. An AMERICAN beer. Just don't plan on crashing on my couch. Unless you're a hot woman with questionalble standards.
Screw those murdering coward Iraqi bastards:
--Domer out