The Most Pointless Thread of All Time [Archive]

Domer

9 September 2003, 16:57

The pink must go. Destroy the pink!!!! It made me feel sick to my stomach seeing the color pink on our beloved website. Sammy... I know how hard it is for you to get a piece, but damn, man... the pink's gotta go. Never do that again.

Zirkowitz

9 September 2003, 17:06

the pink's gotta go

unless its in a taco

Sammy Sandbag

9 September 2003, 17:25

unless its in a taco

How about a fish taco from Domer's Mom's Fish Taco Stand

Domer

9 September 2003, 17:39

Well, of COURSE, dear friends, THAT kind of pink is all right. But using this kind of pink to get this ("")kind of pink is wrong.

Zirkowitz

9 September 2003, 19:14

bros before hoes and pussy before posse. or something like that

TheTokenGook

10 September 2003, 13:17

unless its in a taco

How about a fish taco from Domer's Mom's Fish Taco Stand

Two in the pink, one in the stink right?

Sammy Sandbag

10 September 2003, 13:21

Okay you stupid fucks, you are driving away what little sign of tail we had. I suggest you get back on topic...whatever that was.

TheChick

10 September 2003, 16:20

The Token Gook, as our token queer, should NOT be allowed to say things like "two in the pink, one in the stink"

Frickin turd.

Ok, back to my corner....

Zirkowitz

10 September 2003, 19:04

"two in the pink, one in the stink"

just one in the stink? amature!

Zirkowitz

10 September 2003, 19:07

How about a fish taco from Domer's Mom's Fish Taco Stand

Rumor has it that it was shut down due to health code violations.

clever huh? not really

TheTokenGook

11 September 2003, 00:51

The Token Gook, as our token queer, should NOT be allowed to say things like "two in the pink, one in the stink"

Frickin turd.

Ok, back to my corner....

Ah, you just got your panties in a twist because no one's finger banged you in a while...

Sammy Sandbag

11 September 2003, 00:53

This whole thread is making my user-ban trigger finger very itchy.

Domer

11 September 2003, 01:14

My "go to people's house and kill their pets" finger is twitching. And the Fish Taco Stand was not closed due to health code... we're remodeling...

TheChick

11 September 2003, 01:16

panties in a twist....

hmm....

sammy.... ban him.... just for fun, it'll be great.

or at least put him in time-out in the corner.

Sammy Sandbag

11 September 2003, 01:18

it's tempting, but we try to promote free speech around here

Zirkowitz

22 September 2003, 18:29

ban him....

it's tempting, but we try to promote free speech around here

but what if i gave you a shiny, new dollar?

TheChick

23 September 2003, 11:49

a whole dollar???

wow, zirk, that's a hell of an offer.... i wish i had a dollar....

Zirkowitz

23 September 2003, 20:25

straight up man. one whole dollar.

Sammy Sandbag

23 September 2003, 21:59

he's actually submitted some images, which is more than you have done. So yes he's on the edge of being banned or at least spanked, but he'd probably end up enjoying that.

TheChick

24 September 2003, 11:55

doesn't everyone enjoy a good spanking every once in a while?

Zirkowitz

25 September 2003, 22:25

doesn't everyone enjoy a good spanking every once in a while?

If by "spanking" you mean BJ, then yes.

Gambit

29 September 2003, 01:15

Damn... if you call "spanking" a BJ... get much lately?

Maybe TheChick will be kind enough to help you out, if you ask nicely enough... or perhaps TokenGook?

Domer

29 September 2003, 11:49

I'd put my money on the gook.

TheChick

29 September 2003, 16:21

Yeah, I also put my money on the gook.

I hear he's into that sort of thing.

-Chick

Zirkowitz

29 September 2003, 20:23

Damn... if you call "spanking" a BJ... get much lately?

fa·ce·tious -adj. Playfully jocular; humorous: facetious remarks.

Gambit

29 September 2003, 23:52

fa·ce·tious -adj. Playfully jocular; humorous: facetious remarks.

Touchy, touchy!**Truth hurt?*** :wink:

Zirkowitz

29 September 2003, 23:57

No way guy. just making sure it was known. connotation doesnt work well when its just the written words.

As W. says: "its all good."

Gambit

30 September 2003, 00:00

Indeed... point noted. Now where's that pic of your sister? I hear she's hot...

Zirkowitz

30 September 2003, 20:38

Now where's that pic of your sister? I hear she's hot...

in my pants

TheTokenGook

30 September 2003, 21:14

Gambit's funny. Even though he's just another guy added to the list that takes pot shots at me, it's all good. I admit though I throw a few freebies every now and then. But your sister Zirk, she's a good girl. Just messin with ya. And Domer's right though. She can stand to eat a few cheesburgers.

Zirkowitz

1 October 2003, 21:19

And Domer's right though. She can stand to eat a few cheesburgers.

Youre one to talk. maybe you should take to burger king yourself Slim.

Gambit

3 October 2003, 11:14

Gambit's funny. Even though he's just another guy added to the list that takes pot shots at me, it's all good.

I have full confidence that you'll find plenty of ways to throw some shit right back at me... I mean come on, you fling poo. Need I say more?

Murdock

5 October 2003, 22:23

Wasn't this thread originally about doing something to the comic section of the site? What the hell happened, I think 4 or 5 different topics have taken place here. That's just like a bunch of Army fucks, can't conentrate on one thing for more than a minute. Let the beatings commence.

TheTokenGook

5 October 2003, 23:05

Domer

6 October 2003, 09:51

Stay out of this, Murdock, it's the first one with 5 pages. I think everyone just wants to see it get unnecessarily large. I know I do.

Gambit

6 October 2003, 12:18

How 'bout them Yankees?

Zirkowitz

6 October 2003, 19:58

it's the first one with 5 pages. I think everyone just wants to see it get unnecessarily large. I know I do.

some threads are wee... some are not so wee... this one is FRIGGIN' HUGE!

Zirkowitz

6 October 2003, 23:40

Samm,

Theoretically speaking, how long ("big" for the layperson) can a thread get? 100 posts? 200 posts? eleventy billion posts?

TheChick

7 October 2003, 10:32

i vote for eleventy billion posts.

Sammy Sandbag

7 October 2003, 15:12

Samm,

Theoretically speaking, how long ("big" for the layperson) can a thread get? 100 posts? 200 posts? eleventy billion posts?

As far as I know, there is no limit. Well I guess you could actually use all of my alloted space on the webserver, but I'd have to kill you. Please don't attempt some sorta "world's longest thread" record. The forum software also has a flood control feature, it'll keep you from making too many posts in too short of a time period.

TheChick

8 October 2003, 10:53

So does that mean no eleventy billion posts?

Sammy Sandbag

8 October 2003, 12:25

exactly

Zirkowitz

8 October 2003, 22:55

what about eleventy billion minus one?

Zirkowitz

13 October 2003, 22:05

No new posts to this thread in 5 days. I think its dead. Sorry Domer. I blame Token.

Domer

14 October 2003, 21:34

Damn the torpedoes... I'm posting in here... Just cause I want to see a page 7!

Sammy Sandbag

14 October 2003, 22:15

Then it will be "I want to see page 8", then 9, then 129, then Domer gets a sock party. I suggest this topic be locked and if anybody needs to post a comment/suggestion/problem, they can simply start a new topic.

Zirkowitz

14 October 2003, 22:34

I suggest this topic be locked

say it aint so sammy!

Domer

15 October 2003, 11:44

Damn the man! save the thread!

Zirkowitz

15 October 2003, 18:41

http://www.aisforarmy.com/submissions/uploads/SAVETHREAD.jpg

yeah, its crap, but it gets the job done.

Domer

16 October 2003, 03:05

Beautiful, Zirk. I want a t-shirt with that graphic on it. Maybe the ladies will hit on me if I wear it.

Zirkowitz

16 October 2003, 23:01

Maybe the ladies will hit on me if I wear it.

tis a distinct possibility guy

TheChick

10 December 2003, 17:10

tis also a distinct possibility that Domer has become a vampire and hasn't seen daylight in weeks. (wait... how would i know that, i've barely seen Domer in weeks....)

-my goal for eleventy billion posts lives on!!-

Gambit

10 December 2003, 17:39

i have no useful comment, just wanted to chip in for the eleventy billion.

Domer

10 December 2003, 18:59

Eleventy billion. You kow, that's kind of wishful thining, but it's important to have goals.

Zirkowitz

10 December 2003, 22:57

god bless goals! and kittens too!

TheTokenGook

11 December 2003, 00:36

Just adding to the pointlessness...

Gambit

12 December 2003, 23:29

god bless goals! and kittens too!

careful, though, check the image gallery... every time someone jerks off, a kitten gets killed...

TheTokenGook

13 December 2003, 15:31

yeah, whenever Domer goes to hell, he'll have a lot of explaining to do for all of the kittens he had killed

TheTokenGook

7 January 2004, 17:34

bump

ZaQ

7 January 2004, 21:59

I've killed more kittens then Domer has. I've wiped out whole populations of the little furry bastards.

Gambit

7 January 2004, 23:03

Too much information. However, that explains your avatar, in part...

ELEVENTY BILLION!

Zirkowitz

7 January 2004, 23:43

this is the greatest thread ever invented.

Gambit

8 January 2004, 00:01

i third that.

TheTokenGook

8 January 2004, 00:03

come on page 8!

Gambit

8 January 2004, 00:05

I third that, as well... here's my contribution.

Domer

8 January 2004, 06:44

Page 8? Even with the split? Insane, well, here's my part!

TheChick

8 January 2004, 11:53

Well, I guess I better contribute to the page 8 goal too.

Gambit

8 January 2004, 11:57

amazing what we rally around, no?

TheTokenGook

8 January 2004, 12:14

One step at a time folks. First page 8, and then we can shoot for Eleventy Billion!

Ckim715

8 January 2004, 13:41

yep here's my contribution

Ckim715

8 January 2004, 13:42

hell yeah I made it flip over to page 8. Can I get promoted?

Gambit

8 January 2004, 16:30

18 more posts, grasshoper... ;)

Gambit

8 January 2004, 16:31

One step at a time folks. First page 8, and then we can shoot for Eleventy Billion!

Now, ELEVENTY BILLION!

Zirkowitz

8 January 2004, 20:30

another post for good measure

Ckim715

8 January 2004, 21:20

shit as long as you're doin it, here's another post for me

TheTokenGook

8 January 2004, 23:04

another post towards the ultimate goal :twisted:

Zirkowitz

8 January 2004, 23:14

ah, pointless posts... i finally belong

ZaQ

9 January 2004, 12:48

I think I'll make a contribution to this noble cause.

Hammer6

9 January 2004, 13:06

I've got nothing to say, but it fits right in.

Gambit

9 January 2004, 13:11

Woo-hoo... page nine!

Ckim715

9 January 2004, 13:39

next stop...eleventy billion! or is it 10?

TheTokenGook

9 January 2004, 14:15

eleventy

Gambit

9 January 2004, 14:19

yeah, tenty billion just sounds wierd.

TheTokenGook

9 January 2004, 15:04

Yeah, let's just stick to eleventy billion

Sammy Sandbag

9 January 2004, 16:16

THREAD LOCKED: You fuckers are using up all my database space. Cheers!

Gambit

9 January 2004, 17:31

holy shit, TG, what the hell is that thing?

ZaQ

9 January 2004, 17:39

I think his crazy Gook ass done lost it.

I made a useless post, yay!

TheTokenGook

9 January 2004, 20:24

AF guys should know it. Ichi Ban is actually Japanese though.
Here's a hint:
http://www.wvi.com/~lelandh/tail028.jpg

Ckim715

9 January 2004, 21:12

no clue..maybe it's because I'm Korean and not Japanese...hmm..

TheTokenGook

9 January 2004, 21:21

That's from the tail of a SR-71 Blackbird. Ichi Ban (17974) was usually part of the Det at Kadena AB, Japan and was known for flying the most missions over Vietnam. It got it's name becuase the Japanese thought the SR-71 looked like a Japanese pit viper called a "Habu" And so they gave it the name Ichi Ban. It was the last SR-71 lost in 1989 over the Philippine islands.

TheTokenGook

9 January 2004, 21:22

and the "1" is becuase the Det at Kadena was Det 1

Ckim715

9 January 2004, 21:25

ah makes sense...but even more important..we hit page 10. Eleventy billion is just around the corner

TheTokenGook

9 January 2004, 23:32

getting closer

Zirkowitz

10 January 2004, 13:04

see sammy, this thread isnt totally pointless. we just had a bit of a history lesson there.

TheTokenGook

10 January 2004, 13:24

History? I made all that shit up...

Ckim715

11 January 2004, 01:36

i'm drunk.

TheTokenGook

11 January 2004, 06:54

i'm drunk.
Go fishing

Ckim715

11 January 2004, 12:15

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too cold

Gambit

11 January 2004, 12:24

no shit!

ok, next post hits page 11... rally!

Ckim715

11 January 2004, 12:26

damn 3 users online....most i've seen in a while

Ckim715

11 January 2004, 12:26

sweet eleventy billion! no wait...it's just eleven...son of a....

Zirkowitz

13 January 2004, 21:53

keep hope alive!

Gambit

14 January 2004, 02:54

this is the thread that never ends...

TheTokenGook

14 January 2004, 10:28

just like the neverending story. The AIFA neverending thread...

Ckim715

14 January 2004, 20:27

a story with no topic and a horrible plot

Zirkowitz

14 January 2004, 20:54

ok, im going to add a chapter to the omnipresent thread. heres a link for all my fellow aifa-ites to enjoy.

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/saddam_outkast.asp

Sammy Sandbag

14 January 2004, 22:10

Haaaaaaaa!! "Hide it, Hide it, Hide it like a nuclear weapon! Hey Allah, Heyyy Allah"

Gambit

14 January 2004, 23:00

Here's another good one... tough choices, these! ;)

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/rather/rather56.asp

Sammy Sandbag

14 January 2004, 23:06

Who the hell chose May Day?

Gambit

14 January 2004, 23:36

Who the hell chose May Day?

no shit... she scared me!!

(side note... Page 12!!)

TheTokenGook

15 January 2004, 00:09

how the hell did she become a bond girl? Now Sofie Marceau (Elektra King) is one fine bond girl... :D

TheTokenGook

15 January 2004, 01:05

Hey ya for Jews
http://www.suburbanhomeboy.com/timages/ ... y%20Ya.mp3 (http://www.suburbanhomeboy.com/timages/page/media/Hannukkah%20Hey%20Ya.mp3)

Ckim715

15 January 2004, 01:06

mmmmmmmmm Monica Bellucci..sooooo hot..

Gambit

15 January 2004, 02:33

Hey ya for Jews

"'Oy' is just 'Yo' backwards..."

That's awesome.

Domer

15 January 2004, 07:21

I don't get how this tread is still going. I'm not going to fight the power, though!

Zirkowitz

15 January 2004, 21:36

i think this thread has become more powerful than the sum of its posts

Ckim715

16 January 2004, 12:49

I couldn't think of anything funny to say so.....yeah.

TheTokenGook

16 January 2004, 12:52

ummm, k....

Ckim715

16 January 2004, 14:41

come on eleventy billion!

Zirkowitz

16 January 2004, 17:39

mmmmmmmmm Monica Bellucci..sooooo hot..

bueno arbusto!

TheTokenGook

18 January 2004, 20:14

13 pages down, a zillion to go to reach eleventy billion! :twisted:

ZaQ

18 January 2004, 20:41

I shall contribute some more to the eleventy billion.

Zirkowitz

18 January 2004, 23:15

as will i

TheTokenGook

18 January 2004, 23:47

can I contribute? Wait, I think I just did...

ZaQ

19 January 2004, 08:16

One more from ZaQ.

Sammy Sandbag

19 January 2004, 10:32

Okay, now you're just putting stuff to add pages. You could at least write something semi-worthwile. See, I just did and I contributed to this train wreck. Enjoy.

ZaQ

19 January 2004, 11:07

Okay, I'll say something meaningful. Did you know that horses sleep standing up.

Sammy Sandbag

19 January 2004, 11:09

But cows don't, common misconception

TheTokenGook

19 January 2004, 15:10

Ah, thanks for clearing that up. Anyone up for cow tipping tonight?

Sammy Sandbag

19 January 2004, 15:13

Ah, thanks for clearing that up. Anyone up for cow tipping tonight?

Did you just miss what I said? It's hard to tip over something that's already laying on the ground.

TheTokenGook

19 January 2004, 15:16

Did you just miss what I said? It's hard to tip over something that's already laying on the ground.
Bulldozer maybe?

Zirkowitz

19 January 2004, 18:45

Did you just miss what I said? It's hard to tip over something that's already laying on the ground.

sorry, gotta do it. beats on tg for having ADD

TheTokenGook

19 January 2004, 21:50

So can you tip a cow at night if it's awake??? Besides, even if it's lying down, you'd figure even a bulldozer can kinda tip it over.

Zirkowitz

19 January 2004, 22:06

how does one go about tipping a cow over if its laying down? explain the physics behind that.

Sammy Sandbag

19 January 2004, 22:07

how does one go about tipping a cow over if its laying down? explain the physics behind that.

I think "rolling" would be the choice word here.

TheTokenGook

19 January 2004, 22:09

rolling, kinda tipping, what's the difference...

Zirkowitz

19 January 2004, 22:13

mmmm... cow rolling... just doesnt have the same ring...

thepanther

19 January 2004, 22:26

horses do sleep laying down.......saw one doing such just today!

TheTokenGook

19 January 2004, 22:28

any one up for horse tipping.. errr.. horse rolling tonight?

ZaQ

20 January 2004, 05:47

horses do sleep laying down.......saw one doing such just today!

I've never seen one laying donw whle sleeping. But I geuss its possible. I say one dumb-assed thing and I invertently start and arhurment.....hells yes.

TheTokenGook

22 January 2004, 11:29

Of course if you give the cows or horses a little of something else, you can get them rollin' if ya now what I mean...

Gambit

22 January 2004, 11:32

TG, why you know that is something that I'd rather not think about.

TheTokenGook

22 January 2004, 11:42

I didn't phrase that right did I?
I was just talking about you know what, *wink* *wink*
nm, that doesn't sound right either...
you know x and all that...

Zirkowitz

22 January 2004, 19:08

Of course if you give the cows or horses a little of something else, you can get them rollin' if ya now what I mean...

no fucking idea what youre talking about.

TheTokenGook

22 January 2004, 22:42

rolling on X? you guys never heard of that?

Zirkowitz

22 January 2004, 22:53

rolling on X? you guys never heard of that?
sorry, i dont do your drugs.

Domer

23 January 2004, 09:13

X is for fags... wait, that's about right...

Zirkowitz

23 January 2004, 18:56

domes,

time to update that signature of yours. "every wednesday" aint going to cut it anymore.

lies.. all lies...

Gambit

23 January 2004, 19:28

i haven't added to the Quest For Eleventy Billion for a while... here ya go.

And Zirk, give the poor man another shot... if he makes up for his past transgressions, God may yet welcome him into the eternal bliss of his mom's fish taco stand.

Sammy Sandbag

24 January 2004, 00:39

wayyy tooo asdrucnk to talk

TheTokenGook

24 January 2004, 01:27

I guess I can always expect someone to post drunk on Friday night...

TheTokenGook

27 January 2004, 14:53

bizzump

TheTokenGook

27 January 2004, 14:53

bizzump

Ckim715

27 January 2004, 17:01

come on eleventy billion!

Zirkowitz

27 January 2004, 19:18

one step closer.

ZaQ

27 January 2004, 20:05

I just wanna add some more to the goal. And just let everyone know that my ROTC instructors told the freshman class today that I had a warped sense of humor. You draw one damn comic for the newsletter and all of a sudden they say your have a warped sense of humor. Oh, and he told them that id would be best if they didn't let me rub off on them.

Come on eleventy billion!

Gambit

27 January 2004, 21:41

one more in...

TheTokenGook

27 January 2004, 21:44

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Gambit

27 January 2004, 21:45

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

Domer

27 January 2004, 21:48

I love you guys.

TheTokenGook

27 January 2004, 22:03

you're not getting my Bud Light

Domer

27 January 2004, 22:32

I did start another page, though...

Gambit

28 January 2004, 00:43

you go, girl!

Ckim715

28 January 2004, 08:17

yay formation tomorrow! [:(]

*gets BDU's that have been laying in a dirty heap for the last 2+ months in the corner of the room*

Should I go lookin all ate up and wearin my boonie hat instead of my patrol cap?

donv1to

28 January 2004, 09:16

and you all know it.

Gambit

30 January 2004, 23:17

I have no further comments on weapons, but noticed that this thread was in danger of dropping out of the top 10. Here's my vote to keep it going... 18 pages and still strong!

-G-

Gambit

30 January 2004, 23:17

No, I'm not entirely sober, and yes that's why I signed a post that is obviously from me.

Suck it.

TheTokenGook

31 January 2004, 01:15

it's a friday night and you're partly sober????

Domer

31 January 2004, 07:28

"Suck it" is my line, G.

TheTokenGook

31 January 2004, 12:52

not my line, but I've always liked "Fuck you sir"

Ckim715

31 January 2004, 14:23

http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html

213 things specialist skippy cannot do in the united states army

Gambit

31 January 2004, 14:36

61. If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean ‘I have been promoted three more times than you'.

TheTokenGook

31 January 2004, 14:50

'Napalm sticks to kids' is *not* a motivational phrase.

The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'.

Ckim715

31 January 2004, 14:59

Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are.

ZaQ

31 January 2004, 19:26

If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

I think this one applies to me.

Domer

1 February 2004, 08:30

It dosen't usually last for 15 seconds for me... wait, what are we talking about?

Zirkowitz

1 February 2004, 18:08

It dosen't usually last for 15 seconds for me... wait, what are we talking about?

its comments like that one that will kill the most awesome thread of all time. i mean who can respond to that?

keep hope alive! long live the thread!

The Sharaffe

1 February 2004, 20:59

All I can say in reponse to all of this is....Now throw your hands in the air
And wave 'em like you just don't care
And if you like fish and grits and all that pimp shit
Then everybody let me hear ya say O-Yea-yer

Zirkowitz

1 February 2004, 21:53

fish, grits, AND pimp shit???

thats the kind of stuff i like to hear in the most pointless thread of all time.

TheTokenGook

6 February 2004, 00:15

did anybody watch O'Reilly tonight? He said

I'm down with that. As you would say in the hood
I mean, the guy is great, but that's the funniest thing he's ever said. And the way he said it, I'm not sure if he was serious or not.

TheTokenGook

8 February 2004, 14:35

bizzump
cuz I think I temporarily killed the thread again...

Zirkowitz

8 February 2004, 14:40

bizzump
cuz I think I temporarily killed the thread again...

bizzump?

TheTokenGook

8 February 2004, 14:47

bizzump?
bump

The Sharaffe

8 February 2004, 14:53

I'm doing TDY work in the real world, I had forgotten what woman look like outside of the radius of Army basis. I feel like a man that just got out of prison. Heed my warning, never leave college!

TheTokenGook

8 February 2004, 15:12

I'm doing TDY work in the real world, I had forgotten what woman look like outside of the radius of Army basis. I feel like a man that just got out of prison. Heed my warning, never leave college!
Works for Domer...

Zirkowitz

8 February 2004, 18:57

TheTokenGook

11 February 2004, 11:18

I had soup for breakfast

Gambit

11 February 2004, 12:09

Shit, I skipped breakfast today!

CombatCady

11 February 2004, 14:54

OpFor is sha-weet!

Ckim715

11 February 2004, 20:49

bang bang!

Ckim715

11 February 2004, 20:50

saweeet, pg. 20....eleventy billion can't be too far away

CombatCady

11 February 2004, 21:01

WOOO!!! ELEVENTY-BILLION, HERE WE COME!!

ZaQ

12 February 2004, 11:48

I just want to say that.....ah fuck it.....ELEVENTY BILLION POSTS BIOTCH!

TheTokenGook

12 February 2004, 16:17

Shoot to kill and you'll pop them off
Bang! Bang!

CombatCady

12 February 2004, 16:48

"Bangity-bangity-bang! Stabity-stabity-stab! Bangity-bangity-bang! Stabity-stabity-stab!"
"Tankity-tankity-tank!"

Gambit

12 February 2004, 17:54

"Tankity-tankity-tank!"

Speaking of, where's Hammer been lately??

TheTokenGook

12 February 2004, 18:02

Speaking of, where's Hammer been lately??
Bangity-bangity-banging Sammy's mom

Zirkowitz

13 February 2004, 20:42

Bangity-bangity-banging Sammy's mom

ah snap! i know you didunt!

CombatCady

13 February 2004, 21:14

This has been quite hilarious. I do believe I shall laugh at this for at least another five minutes. Yes, five minutes shall do. Okay, well, how's fifteen seconds suit you? Yeah, I'm kind of out of it right now, so forgive me if this makes no sense.

TheTokenGook

14 February 2004, 17:16

200th post in this thread. What's eleventy billion minus 200?

Zirkowitz

14 February 2004, 18:28

200th post in this thread. What's eleventy billion minus 200?

a lot.

Ckim715

14 February 2004, 18:34

it's ok we're almost there

ZaQ

15 February 2004, 13:02

One more towards eleventy billion.

TheTokenGook

15 February 2004, 13:07

ZaQ

15 February 2004, 14:30

....That dumbass.

CombatCady

16 February 2004, 00:16

Eleventy billion is how many pushups I'm going to have to do by the time I finish ROTC.

Zirkowitz

16 February 2004, 22:00

Ever had one of those dumbass professor who look at you with the weirdest face when you tell him the answer to the formula is eleventy billion? Dude honestly believes that isn't a real number. Maybe ought to show him this thread.

once the prof said you were wrong, you should have followed that up "NOT eleventy billion." That would have earned one hell of a look.

Gambit

18 February 2004, 22:03

*bump*

donv1to

18 February 2004, 23:31

123 Something St. New York NY 10028 New York, NY 10028 US

something tells me that address ain't real. :shock:

TheTokenGook

18 February 2004, 23:32

123 Something St. New York NY 10028 New York, NY 10028 US

something tells me that address ain't real. :shock:
Hey, my grandma lives there.

Ckim715

19 February 2004, 11:56

Hey, so does mine

Gambit

19 February 2004, 12:47

I knew it! All you gooks are related!!

TheTokenGook

19 February 2004, 16:21

yeah, me and CKim stepped off the boat together

CombatCady

19 February 2004, 16:58

Oh, that was you two? You know those first three bullets that whizzed by your heads? Those were mine. Damn thing was stuck on burst.

TheTokenGook

19 February 2004, 17:00

yeah, i remember that. You ended up popping the Thai kid behind me. There's a gazillion of us gooks, so I didn't care...

CombatCady

19 February 2004, 17:04

There's a gazillion of us gooks, so I didn't care...

*Counts magazines*
Shit, I'm gonna need more bullets!
:wink:

Ckim715

20 February 2004, 22:56

yay, PT test wednsday

CombatCady

20 February 2004, 23:14

Gotcha beat, ours is on Tuesday.

TheTokenGook

22 February 2004, 21:20

my school's is tomorrow

Gambit

23 February 2004, 00:15

Hey Sammy, aren't you glad you unlocked this thread? We set new AIFA records every day! :)

TheTokenGook

23 February 2004, 00:23

I'm such a post whore

Gambit

23 February 2004, 00:46

I'm such a post whore

Doesn't matter, it's the FOD Bucket... they don't count. Thanks, Sammy! ;)

TheTokenGook

23 February 2004, 01:00

Doesn't matter, it's the FOD Bucket... they don't count. Thanks, Sammy! ;)
Sammy has the most posts, so he's the biggest whore of them all. Next to Domer's mom of course...

Gambit

24 February 2004, 16:46

*bump*

TheTokenGook

24 February 2004, 18:17

*bump*
You were bumping with Domer's mom too?

ZaQ

24 February 2004, 18:20

Gambit....I likes ya avatar. It's the shits. I need to load my little flasher avatar back onto my server.

Sammy Sandbag

24 February 2004, 19:28

Gambit....I likes ya avatar. It's the shits. I need to load my little flasher avatar back onto my server.

You can always just upload it here and not have to worry about it.

Associate289

24 February 2004, 19:30

nobody ever compliments me on my avatar......

Sammy Sandbag

24 February 2004, 19:32

nobody ever compliments me on my avatar......

Hasn't this already been discussed at length? Do you really want us questioning your sexual orientation some more?

Associate289

24 February 2004, 19:46

i just like attention

TheTokenGook

24 February 2004, 20:02

you need to explain that bet

Ckim715

24 February 2004, 20:08

1 step short of conduct unbecoming...

ZaQ

24 February 2004, 20:58

You can always just upload it here and not have to worry about it.

I already have my own server for my website. It's just that I redid some stuff because the disk I had all my shit on was erased so I figured will I was at it I would rearrange things on my server so I wouldn't get as confused about shit. I just haven't uploaded my avatar yet.

Gambit

25 February 2004, 00:27

*bump*
You were bumping with Domer's mom too?

*grind*

CombatCady

25 February 2004, 14:46

*grind*

*thrust*

ZaQ

25 February 2004, 19:04

*pours salad dressing on her ass*
*smacks ass*
*trust*
*repeat last action*
Always repeat.

Domer

26 February 2004, 21:02

I want 25 pages. I help.

ZaQ

26 February 2004, 21:20

Well, heres one towards your 25 page goal, ya lazy ass.

TheTokenGook

27 February 2004, 12:26

Hey Zaq, your avatars back. Missed that little flashing perv.

ZaQ

27 February 2004, 18:39

Yeah, I gotta make sure you people get a taste of what ZaQ does without me actually being there. TG, your probably the best person to ask this: where can I get a free copy of photoshop? I wanna work on some images for my website.

TheTokenGook

27 February 2004, 19:15

I actually don't have photoshop (although I need it too) I just use ACDsee and paint that came with my computer.

Domer

27 February 2004, 19:26

I got a free copy, but I'm not mailing it to you. Plus software piracy is illegal and wrong.

Sammy Sandbag

27 February 2004, 20:16

Use Fireworks, it's easier and better for web graphics. I stopped using photoshop years ago, it's just too much for the average person.

TheTokenGook

27 February 2004, 20:17

where do you get that?

Sammy Sandbag

27 February 2004, 20:19

where do you get that?

http://www.macromedia.com/software/fireworks/

From the makers of Flash and Shockwave. There's a 30 day trial.

ZaQ

28 February 2004, 08:09

Sorry, I can't let this drop out of the top ten.

TG, I figured you would have photoshop. What with all them crazy pics you a postin'.

But I'l try Fireworks.