Domer
10 December 2003, 21:26
I figured I'd sketch up some of the old ideas about Jesus. Because, hey, picking on religious icons is funny, but moreover, it's easy. You people should know me by now, I'm not one to "go above and beyond" or "go the extra mile." No no no. My personal mottos are "if it wasn't good enough, it wouldn't be called the minimum," and "fuck 'em if they can't take a joke." That out of the way, enjoy this weeks comic. Most of you probably don't care, or are right now thinking "There's a comic?!" So click on the little word 'comic' in the upper left menu. No lazy-ass shortcut this week. Why? Because I'm lazy. Suck it.
As for the actual comic, it's kinda fucked up-looking, thanks again to the wonderful facilities here at Comer County Polytech. No photoshop, no fireworks, no nuthin'. And what with Flyboy Sammy sleeping on my couch this week, we can't get to a decent computer to fix it. Which means, in short, that all you right-click-happy losers waiting to save the file are just going to have to wait. In the meantime, go get a hobby. Here are some ideas for the weak of mind:
1: Make a bird feeder out of a pinecone, some yarn, peanut butter and birdseed.
2: Make Christmas Tree garland out of popcorn and thread.
3: Volunteer at a homeless shelter.
4: Make a makeshift CS bomb aut of a canteen, MRE heaters, and all the Tabasco you can get your hands on.
In closing, Happy holidays to all you AIFAers and keep our soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines in your thoughts and prayers, as many of them will not be home for the holidays. Now might be a good time to send a care package or a letter to a friend you may have serving overseas. Many local programs are in place to "adopt-a-soldier" for the holidays, so if you don't know someone over there, go sign up to correspond with someone who may not have anyone over here. Hell, some of you worthless goldbricks may even bring a smile to someone's face this holiday season.
As for the actual comic, it's kinda fucked up-looking, thanks again to the wonderful facilities here at Comer County Polytech. No photoshop, no fireworks, no nuthin'. And what with Flyboy Sammy sleeping on my couch this week, we can't get to a decent computer to fix it. Which means, in short, that all you right-click-happy losers waiting to save the file are just going to have to wait. In the meantime, go get a hobby. Here are some ideas for the weak of mind:
1: Make a bird feeder out of a pinecone, some yarn, peanut butter and birdseed.
2: Make Christmas Tree garland out of popcorn and thread.
3: Volunteer at a homeless shelter.
4: Make a makeshift CS bomb aut of a canteen, MRE heaters, and all the Tabasco you can get your hands on.
In closing, Happy holidays to all you AIFAers and keep our soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines in your thoughts and prayers, as many of them will not be home for the holidays. Now might be a good time to send a care package or a letter to a friend you may have serving overseas. Many local programs are in place to "adopt-a-soldier" for the holidays, so if you don't know someone over there, go sign up to correspond with someone who may not have anyone over here. Hell, some of you worthless goldbricks may even bring a smile to someone's face this holiday season.