Does Anybody Still Care?

[Domer]

Care, that is, that a new comic is up for your perusal. And your flame-ridden posts afterwords, if the past is any indicator of your overall response to the strip.

Anyway, enjoy, and I will continue this string of missing deadlines, but not by much, and delivering sub-standard entertainment.

New comic is here

http://www.aisforarmy.com/comics/?comic=&date=20050817

But you should give some thought on learning how to use the navigation bar at the top of the page...

Slackers.

[Aries]

u still suck

[Domer]

Par for the course, Aries. Good to see you haven't changed.

[neo]

Two thumbs down.

[Associate289]

Not bad





FOR ME TO POOP ON

[CombatCady]

They're funny, for sure, Domer, but this whole continuity thing is for the birds. When did we start getting storylines, anyway? Whatever happened to the ones that made fun of ROTC and cadets, or the Army in general? Like the cardboard cutouts at PT, or the Rifle Awareness classic, or How To Tell An Army Cadet From An AF Cadet. I'm not bashing, just giving constructive criticism.

[TheTokenGook]

I like the continuity. It's nice to have a storyline sometimes interupted by a random comic. I think AIFA and AWACKer comics do that well, and I sit at my computer like a poor sap every week looking forward to the next comic.

[Jake the Skillet]

If you are going to constructively criticize, then you need to have an AAR, three sustains, three improves

[CombatCady]

Sustain: General level of "teh funneh" is high.
Improve: Basically reused the same jokes a few weeks in a row (nutritious blue liquid, etc.)
Sustain: Artwork has gotten better.
Improve: Not so much "continuity." (Sorry, TG, but I gotta disagree here)
Sustain: Letting us know when a new comic is up is great.
Improve: Have 'em on time, I guess, though that's not something I'm gonna press too hard on.

[CDThardass]

as the one the most vocal for a new comic, i feel the need to say something.... thanks goodness, i needed a comic, but come on domer, it is good and all, drinking the blue shit water, but i agree with cady

drive on, hooah

[Associate289]

for christs sake, if you're gonna do an AAR, do it right:

Issue:
Discussion:
Recommendation:

[CombatCady]

I opened it up for discussion, and I don't really want to give a "recommendation" beyond what I've already done, because it's not really MY creation.

[Domer]

Don't worry, that's the last you'll hear of the blue fluid... I, myself, am not a fan of the continuity, and considering this is the fist time i've done it, and you people hate it, don't expect it in the future...

[Cerebroden]

props to dome, for being the only person here who can take criticism without getting all pissy

[CombatCady]

Damn skippy. Hooah, Domer!

[TheTokenGook]

wow, could this be the first thread to ever compliment Domer?

[Domer]

Yeah, but only if its actual criticism, not just bitching. That's what you have all done in the past...

[Cerebroden]

wow, could this be the first thread to ever compliment Domer?

eh, I guess...although its not like I'm giving him a gold start or anything, just not pissing in his cheerios

[Associate289]

theres always one asshole who has to shit in the apple pie

[HerdROTC]

The new one about the tents couldn't be more true

[TheTokenGook]

It's always funny when there's an odd number

[CDThardass]

i like this new one... i like it alot.

[Zirkowitz]

domer, your comics are like pretty friggin wicked pisser in my book.

[CDT_TEX]

Domer,
One question, if he were only trapped overnight... How did he grow such a crazy Moses beard? I love to read your stuff. Keep it up.


---TEX

[CombatCady]

Suspension of disbelief, Tex.

[killernurse]

Don't be stupid, Tex. Some guys are like friggin' wooly mammoths. All it takes is one day and- poof- ready for the ice age.

[Domer]

Domer,
One question, if he were only trapped overnight... How did he grow such a crazy Moses beard? I love to read your stuff. Keep it up.


---TEX

Yes, Cady is right, suspension of disbeleif. It's a tool used in comics to drive home the absurdity of the situation. How could anyone grow a Moses beard in a night?!? It's a freakin' comic, it doesn't have to make sense. Especially my comic.

KN is also right, if I don't shave for a whole day, I have to put up a scarecrow to keep the birds from nesting.

[CombatCady]

Meanwhile, I haven't shaved in a week and I'm just now starting to pass for my real age, lol.

[CDT_TEX]

well, yeah obviously the suspension of belief is useful. It's not like Garfield can really kick a dog off a table. Have you ever seen a cat kick anything? I think not. I hate shaving. It's so nice to have a receding hairline at age 20 in combination with the ability to grow a Grizzly Adams beard...

---TEX

[Aries]

kick no, but my cat has tried to throw my dog off of stuff

[TheTokenGook]

KN is also right, if I don't shave for a whole day, I have to put up a scarecrow to keep the birds from nesting.

Reminds me of the convo we once had:

Domer: I shaved yesterday at 5 (rubs grizzly face)
TG: Yeah, I haven't shaved in 2 wks[/smartass] (rubbing still relatively smooth skin)

it's the Asian skin man. I only shave once a week, and I don't even have to do that.

[Domer]

You bastard. You have to rub it in... Another reason why I hate you.

[Skull6]

Are Asian women the same way? :D

[TheTokenGook]

Are Asian women the same way? :D

facial hair or other?

[Skull6]

It was a joke. I've travelled the world enough to know that answer already...:D

[TheTokenGook]

I demand photographic evidence

[Skull6]

Son, that was soooo long ago.

& besides, I ain't one to kiss & tell! :D

[Associate289]

you do realize, you're not supposed to kiss the hooker, right?

[PRM16Tiddle]

you do realize, you're not supposed to kiss the hooker, right?


**not on the mouth**

[Aries]

i aint kissing a hooker anywhere, let alone the mouth

[PRM16Tiddle]

such a boy.....its from a movie. ugh.

[killernurse]

Pretty Woman...

[TheTokenGook]

such a boy.....its from a movie. ugh.

he probably knew that, but no way in hell would a sane guy kiss a hooker anywhere near her holiest of holies

but Aries probably would if it was Kimber (not a hooker, but still)

[Skull6]

She wasn't a hooker...

at least, she didn't demand any payment after I got through with her. (She WAS smiling much, though. :D)

[Aries]

hey. KIMBER IS CLEAN DAMMIT!!

obviously you dont watch the show or you would know that.

[Skull6]

Nope. It was described to me as porn with an attempted plot, which puts it the show into the "might watch it if no one else {read: kids & wife} are home" category.

[TheTokenGook]

it's actually good to watch with the signifcant other.

As for Kimber, she's a good girl to be with, if you don't mind all the men she's fucked and the coke habit

If that bothers you, you can just screw the doll version of her

[Skull6]

I got "other things" to do with Mrs. Skull6 when we find ourselves by ourselves--which doesn't ahppen very often with 4 rugrats running around.

Like paying bills...:D

[TheTokenGook]

sure sure

paying the bills? Is that what they call it these days? Back in my day we called it "doing the hippidy dippidy"

"Paying the bills" is part of the gf and my preshow tradition 8-)

[Skull6]

We do the "horizontal bop" as often as we can...& when she's "in the mood".

I'm always "in the mood"...which is why we have 4 kids :D

[Associate289]

so neither you nor Aries have perfected the pulling out method?

[Skull6]

I'm happily married, didn't need to.

& since #4 arrived, both of us have "fixed" that problem.

(Anyone remember that song in the movie "The Meaning of Life" that pertains to his topic?)

[Aries]

yeah. you must be catholic

[Skull6]

LOL. I am not Catholic...:D

[CombatCady]

"Life's a piece of shit / When you look at it..."

[Domer]

This thread is supposed to be about me, dammit.

here's an Idea...

The Ask Domer Sub-Thread!
Ask Domer any question, and you'll get an answer.

[Associate289]

yeah ok... we'll see how that works out

[Domer]

that's not a question

[Wes]

Ok dick, where was our comic for this week?

[Domer]

It was never drawn. Maybe next week.

Next question.

[Wes]

Why is your mom such a whore? I mean according to these guys she has slept with like half of AIFA...

[Domer]

Because she has very low standards, and loose morals. She'd sleep with ALL of AIFA if she had the money for plane tickets.

[TheTokenGook]

I hadn't tapped that yet

[Associate289]

Have you ever kissed a girl?

[Aries]

why do you suck at life?

[killernurse]

What kind of women's underwear do you prefer to wear?



And why do you dress up in women's clothing?

[Cerebroden]

preferably the high cut ones so they don't cut into my thighs, but I need the added support so my balls don't hang out the sides







disclaimer: yea I have no clue what I'm talking about but I thought it'd be funny

anyways I'm headed down south for the weekend everyone be safe on this massive drinking holiday oh and by the way FUCK THE CANES, ALL OF THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Domer]

Yes i have kissed a girl. Zirk's mom, among others.

I suck at life because I have motivation problems. And i was dropped as a baby.

I prefer Hanes her way but only for rappelling. I don't wear women's underwear for recreation.

I only wore women's clothing on purpose on two occasions. Both were halloweens. I must say I preferred the skirt to the dress, though. There's other stuff I may have worn by accident. Like socks. But i guess that really doesn't count.

Ok, good round. Now you guys are probably sickened by the amount of information you really didn't want to know about.

[Associate289]

Do you now, or have you ever had, an STD?

[CDThardass]

What is the Schrodinger equation, and how is it applied?

[Skull6]

What = MC(squared)?

[killernurse]

What is the scariest experience of your life?

[Associate289]

What is the Schrodinger equation, and how is it applied?

you really want me to answer that?

[Skull6]

What is the scariest experience of your life?

This one's easy.

Leaving my wife & newborn son at home when I deployed to Desert Storm.

[TheTokenGook]

Damn, you're old. I was 7 at the time.

[Aries]

can you give me an analysis of Ayne Rand's Atlas Shruggged and the many societal problems it discussed?

[Domer]

no, i hate rand.