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beautiful_stranger245
11 August 2005, 20:21
-Rotc cadet (MSII on scholarship, otherwise I wouldn't be in school right now, poor people rock!)
-Christopher Newport University...anyone else?
-playing pool, kickin ass, and partying hard
-oh yeah, i'm a female.
Associate289
11 August 2005, 20:34
welcome
I hope you have thick skin...
bisforbeer
11 August 2005, 20:37
Lol, yeah you're definitely gonna have to know how to take it around here. But if you're ever down in FLA we'll teach you how to really party! HOOAH
Associate289
11 August 2005, 20:41
Lol, yeah you're definitely gonna have to know how to take it around here.
says the kid who has been here for four days
Zirkowitz
11 August 2005, 20:55
-oh yeah, i'm a female.
well, hello there.
bisforbeer
11 August 2005, 21:07
Lol, yeah you're definitely gonna have to know how to take it around here.
says the kid who has been here for four days
Hey we both saw how bad Jon freaked out when someone cracked on him. He really thought Wes was gonna burn down his house! lol
Associate289
11 August 2005, 21:13
im still gonna fuck you in the ass
bisforbeer
11 August 2005, 21:16
Gotta find me first!
And on that note, then you gotta catch me!
MistahKurtz
11 August 2005, 21:27
you wouldn't happen to be a stripper concerned about it conflicting with your ROTC "career" would you?
if so, you'll have an easy time here...
Associate289
11 August 2005, 21:29
I think we scared the stripper away a long time ago
bisforbeer
11 August 2005, 21:39
Damn, we don't have nearly enough strippers on this forum!
Aries
11 August 2005, 22:20
Christopher Newport News? thats neo's territory. gotta watch it until the coast is clear
CDT_TEX
11 August 2005, 22:55
No THAT stripper was on Anti-Depressants. "The Lap Dance is always better when the stripper is crying" they say.
---TEX
Domer
12 August 2005, 01:14
Well, your name says you're beautiful.. how's about you not remain a stranger and come over to my place. Oh yeah, and welcome.
El Santo!
12 August 2005, 01:46
im still gonna fuck you in the ass
El Santo!
12 August 2005, 01:47
dammit, this
<img src=http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/102/spidey038zu8ee.jpg>
was supposed to show up
Aries
12 August 2005, 15:00
u are still gay..
still waiting on a go or no go from neo to start my verbal assault
She is my Grand Little. So go easy until she gets her sea legs.
And Un4 won't try to act like such a mack anymore, which is the best part of having her on the board.
Aries
12 August 2005, 15:46
what does she have to do with Un4?
She's the one Un4 and G love to say they want to hook up with.
Gambit
12 August 2005, 19:17
I thought she was older than an MSII... you thinking about the right person, neo...?
CombatCady
12 August 2005, 19:49
God, I'm starting to see why the Army keeps Combat Arms units all-male: drama avoidance.
bisforbeer
12 August 2005, 20:20
And that whole winning thing...
Associate289
12 August 2005, 21:12
God, I'm starting to see why the Army keeps Combat Arms units all-male: drama avoidance.
right... except for engineers, field artillery, air defense, aviation
CombatCady
12 August 2005, 21:14
You know what I meant, pole-smoker.
Funny, those ADA and Engineers didn't like us all that much... something about our guys kept fucking their females or something... whatever. ADA 1SG told us he better not find porn when we first linked up with the Battery, ya cause a platoon of 11Bs are going to toss their porn so we "don't offend the ADA females".
beautiful_stranger245
13 August 2005, 20:06
So Un4 and G wanna hook up with me? Well my my my...
Calm down boys, I've only been here for a day now ;-)
Aries
13 August 2005, 21:15
yeah.. and i still dont know what the hell you look like.
even with that you have 3/5 approval from the board as of now, but i still reserve my veto
CombatCady
13 August 2005, 22:31
You don't get a veto, Aries. Most you get is a negative vote.
Aries
13 August 2005, 23:15
are you on the board? did you appoint the board members?
IM THE FUCKING CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD MOTHER FUCKER!!
shit, The Pack had 3 voting members, and a few associates and pack rats.. the 3 of us had veto, so bullshit never got passed. but shit did get done.
i dont remember what it was, but they did some vote while i was out of town, in absencia (sp) but i would have abstained from voting on that matter even if i had been here.
abstentia.
G- You're thinking of my Little, which would be BS' big. Hence me calling her my Grand Little.
Aries
14 August 2005, 20:27
she has 4/5 approval as of now. C has 36 hours to vote
beautiful_stranger245
14 August 2005, 21:21
So Aries? what were you saying before? ;-)
Aries
14 August 2005, 21:23
neo.. i like this one.. she can stay..
under my desk
As long as above your desk is me with my glock pressed against your forehead. If that is the case then she is more than welcome to be there.
Cerebroden
15 August 2005, 12:29
ok here's my vote on the matter, until she proves me incorrect she will be treated as a karen bagzis clone, 4 posts and still said nothing of importance. And neo calm down with you whole threatening deal, you and wes should go take group therapy, you can't use that threat all the time, it gets old..but all that tells me is that you didn't get the chance to hit it, so your guaranteeing noone else can either. Which I can pretty much put a dollar on that if we tried someone from the triumverate could have that one bagged in less time than it would take to make up the reasoning for it to the gf/fiance.
So like I've said, I'm not voting until we have some form of conversation.
Aries
15 August 2005, 13:18
Karen Bagzis clone? ouch. thats tough
Skull6
15 August 2005, 15:02
Jeesh! No one's said the most important phrase yet!
"SHOW US YOUR TITS!"
Aries
15 August 2005, 15:24
hey grandpa.. shes like 19. thats illegal for u isnt it?
Skull6
15 August 2005, 15:35
Nope. "Window shopping" is free.
But if I ever tried to "sample the merchandise," Mrs. Skull6 would definitely find my actions "out of order."
beautiful_stranger245
15 August 2005, 16:15
Well, one of two things might happen if I did in fact show you my tits...you would keel over from a heart attack or you would go into a mid life crisis cuz you realize you can't have anything nearly this good or young again.
but in all seriousness Brother, you shouldn't hate before you know me, I'm more than willing to chat :-D
Cerebroden
15 August 2005, 16:29
definently not hating, simply stating that I was withholding my vote until I had a proper conversation...and the comment to skull about your tits being that great..what are they? a b at best?
now i'm not saying that size is everything, but your shit had better be perky as all hell with a nipple that I could suck/chew on like beef jerky for it to be that great
beautiful_stranger245
15 August 2005, 16:32
Actually they're C's... Not bragging just setting the record straight.
Skull6
15 August 2005, 16:38
Mrs. Skull6 still has one on ya then...:D
beautiful_stranger245
15 August 2005, 16:43
Mrs. Skull6 still has one on ya then...:D
Well then why should mine be of any consequence?
Cerebroden
15 August 2005, 16:51
so then does that mean your gonna post pics of them?
beautiful_stranger245
15 August 2005, 16:54
Haha, nice try
Skull6
15 August 2005, 16:55
I was just offering the token welcome to all who ID themselves as female is all.
I didn't want you to feel left out or anything.
C--keep dreaming. I own all media rights to Mrs. Skull6's delicious anatomy. & you don't have enough moola to even make a dent in my asking price...:D
beautiful_stranger245
15 August 2005, 16:59
I appreciate your wanting to including me, it sucks being the FNG. As you can see, Aries didn't want me to feel left out either haha.
Cerebroden
15 August 2005, 17:10
skull: wasn't talking about the wife, considering I have one too it just wouldn't be respectful to ask to see yours without offering mine in trade, but I dont' see that happening, I was talking about the new chick..oh and speaking of, your up to 9 total posts and haven't said any dumbshit yet, I might have to agree with the voting body, but not quite yet...
Skull6
15 August 2005, 17:16
Let's try to push her buttons & see what makes her tick, shall we?
</cue evil laugh>
beautiful_stranger245
15 August 2005, 18:02
Ha, I'll give you a button you can press...
Skull6
15 August 2005, 18:17
Madam, I'm a happily married man!
Just describe it to me in 200 words or less, will ya? :D
Aries
15 August 2005, 19:15
neo.. its all her fault..
and in the words of Ron White
"if you seen one pair of tits...
you wanna see the rest of them"
and BS.. press or lick? your choice
*Grand Little Cover Your Eyes and Read No Further*
I have a perfect track record in regards to females within my P/R family. All satisfied customers.
Unfortunately the young one met me after I had a serious girl/fiancae. And since I have become a good man I would not go after said female.
Aries
15 August 2005, 20:01
so yeah.. you would stick it in her pooper woudlnt ya?
assholes are for gay men, regardless of who the asshole belongs too.
Aries
15 August 2005, 22:28
hmm.. sounds like someone has been denied access to that port of entry a few times to many
Never requested... As I said:
assholes are for gay men, regardless of who the asshole belongs too.
Now that I know who you are. Welcome.
Oh and yes she also has a very nice ass, though it was a bit red when I saw it. I believe G has a pic of that.
beautiful_stranger245
15 August 2005, 23:21
Yes, it stayed that way for quite some time. But still worth it :-p
TheTokenGook
16 August 2005, 01:47
holy shit, a pretty damn good looking army chick. That's pretty rare. Probably 99 out of 100 Army/AF chicks need the help of beer goggles, and you're not one of them.
Some think AF chicks are usually hotter, but they often forget about cadet goggles.
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