Spanky Toonage

[Sammy Sandbag]

Thanks to Spanky (http://www.aisforarmy.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=45&sid=03c9d3473d5948a93ea0761b0d9ad92c) for the comics:

http://www.aisforarmy.com/submissions/uploads/spanky001.gif

http://www.aisforarmy.com/submissions/uploads/spanky002.gif

http://www.aisforarmy.com/submissions/uploads/spanky003.gif

http://www.aisforarmy.com/submissions/uploads/spanky004.gif

[The Sharaffe]

I fear the man spanky

[Zirkowitz]

You name the thread "Spanky Toonage"... I call that false advertising. Dont get me wrong. its good stuff... just in a different way.

[neo]

Spanky my man perhaps you should seek some therapy... though those comics were funny as shit

[Holt]

I think I should be scared, but I don't know of what

[Slilock]

Where the fuck has spanky been?

[Sammy Sandbag]

Where the fuck has spanky been?

I think he fell off the planet. Haven't heard from him in a long long time.

[Slilock]

Yeah, he hasn't been on the eDodo either.

[Sammy Sandbag]

That's kinda understood. When someone falls off the side of the planet, they generally don't visit web boards. He was never active here, hell he's only got one post.

[Associate289]

an oblate spheroid doesnt have any sides sammy.....

[Sammy Sandbag]

And men shouldn't shave their legs. STFU.

[Associate289]

honey that seems to be your come back for everything, is everything down at rucker ok?? you want me to rub your back for you?

[Sammy Sandbag]

I bet you'd like to. Only if you are dressed in pink.

[Zirkowitz]

cat fight!

[Wes]

That's so wrong on so many levels.... but since we like those levels. Does that make us wrong?

[killernurse]

Yes, yes it does.

[CDThardass]

when can we get some more spanky toons?

[Domer]

Well, Spanky went MIA after his seperation from the Army... Don't know if there's any new ones coming... If you only knew how hard I had to lean on his ass to get these few...

[Cyc6300]

Ahh those were classics

[Cerebroden]

If you only knew how hard I had to lean on his ass to get these few...

you have to remind them to relax, otherwise its painful for both of you

[Skull6]

LOL! Voice of experience, perhaps? :D

[Cerebroden]

oh i forgot, your old...the wife prolly hasn't ever let you stick it in the brown hole before

[Skull6]

Why play in the sewers when you can do the same thing in Heaven?

[Cerebroden]

what happens when heaven is bleeding?

[Skull6]

Ah--you mean when she's "sparkling"? :D

THAT's when I go to the neighbor's house to drink heavily & play Texas hold-'em...

[Cerebroden]

<--------furiously scribbling notes...

wise words of wisdom, although if the wife is lurking..I still love you when your "sparkling"

[Skull6]

"Ancient wisdom," that is. passed down to me through many a male generation of the Skull6 clan...:D

P.S. Another tidbit to write down. When your Missus asks you if her personality "changes" when she "sparkles," the correct answer was, is & ALWAYS will be "no." Always. (This goes DOUBLE if she asks you if she looks "fat"!)

[Zirkowitz]

what happens when heaven is bleeding?

thats called "blow job week"

[Skull6]

LOL! I wish!

Boy, do I wish! :D

[I274]

that's another truth of marriage - no such things as blow jobs...

a story -- the groom is late for the wedding... finally shows up with a big smile on his face... the best man asks where you been??... "getting the best blow job of my life; and I'm getting married to her"
The bride shows up late too. Her bridesmaids asks her what happened. She says, "I just gave the last blowjob of my life."

but I know a couple (in their 40's) who are an exception to the rule.

[Skull6]

ROFLMAO!

[Associate289]

that boggles my mind. what is it, missionary in the dark and then straight to bed??

reminds me of the chappelle show about trading spouses. the white guy just wanted to poke his dick through the hole in his pajama pants