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Sammy Sandbag
15 October 2003, 21:23
http://washingtontimes.com/national/20031004-123021-3629r.htm

I guess they haven't figured out that the military also employs hundreds of chaplains.
Domer
16 October 2003, 03:08
What the fuck is a chaplain?
AirborneAli
16 October 2003, 05:47
A chaplain is the high ranking officer that you only see 3 seconds after you explode in a fit of profanity. And then they secretly damn you to hell.

Or in my case, he's the guy that quietly slips you the name, phone number, and address of his officer son because he thinks you'll be good together. Sigh, parents love me!
Zirkowitz
16 October 2003, 21:33
Or in my case, he's the guy that quietly slips you the name, phone number, and address of his officer son because he thinks you'll be good together. Sigh, parents love me!

funny, the same thing happened to domer.
Gambit
17 October 2003, 10:00
Damned Catholic priests!
Domer
17 October 2003, 20:28
Seriously, his son was a total douche bag, Frieda. Don't talk to him. But I guess he did pay for the movie.
Zirkowitz
17 October 2003, 20:35
Dude! You cant use her real name! you have to call her by her handle, AirborneAli. You dont want "the man" shutting this place down by taking us out one by one. Your spy bag aint got shit on "the man's."

ps - i had beer at work today.
Domer
17 October 2003, 20:39
Dude, I don't even know if that's her real name, I figured "airborne" was a title and "ali" was a name. Fuckin' burn me at the stake. From now on we'll refer to her as Freida. THe last post was changed.
Zirkowitz
17 October 2003, 20:41
dont call me dude
Sammy Sandbag
18 October 2003, 23:13
What the fuck is a chaplain?

You know Domer, the least you could do is act like you spent some time around the military. Jesus Christ, you ask some stupid questions. I know you are Catholic and all, but damn.


chaplain

\Chap"lain\, n. [F. chapelain, fr. LL. capellanus, fr. capella. See Chapel.] 1. An ecclesiastic who has a chapel, or who performs religious service in a chapel.

2. A clergyman who is officially attached to the army or navy, to some public institution, or to a family or court, for the purpose of performing divine service.

3. Any person (clergyman or layman) chosen to conduct religious exercises for a society, etc.; as, a chaplain of a Masonic or a temperance lodge.


A chaplain is the high ranking officer that you only see 3 seconds after you explode in a fit of profanity. And then they secretly damn you to hell.

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one this has happened to. "Goddamn, Motherfucking Cheating OpFor Sons-a-bitches... Oh, hello Chaplain. How's it going? uh...."
8upAndUseless
4 May 2004, 19:03
Thus again we are shown how the government works - it's like those little gerbils that run around in a wheel all day not getting anywhere...fuckers.
Gambit
4 May 2004, 22:54
The best part is, the gerbils couldn't give a shit. I wish my life was that simple, sometimes.
8upAndUseless
7 May 2004, 17:08
lol...
cornbread
7 May 2004, 17:22
wow, no one here seems to care we dont have prayer before meals....why waste time on a non-issue?
8upAndUseless
7 May 2004, 17:27
What have we learned from the government and military, if it is logical, it won't work...if it is illogical, it's the greatest idea ever.
Ckim715
7 May 2004, 20:22
so true.