Merrrrrrry Christmas!!!!!

[Associate289]

I might as well be the first ass to do it...

MERRY CHRISTMAS to everyone and I hope all of you have a safe and happy New Years.

[Un4given]

Merry Christmas to everyone as well!
Aries, I hope you find peace with Nate...
ZaQ, I hope you get pussy...
Gambit, I hope you get young... Again...
KN, I hope you get me in bed... :-x
Associate, I hope you freeze in NY...
Sammy, I hope you get the time to make AIFA hiptop compatable...
Wes, I hope you find peace with women in general...

Be safe e'eryone! :)

[LSUSAF04]

and I won't be like un4given and single people out b/c then I'd leave people out and look like an ass (thx bro) Merry Christmas ya'll! Be safe! Have fun! Enjoy the break! and Get Fat!

[Gambit]

yeah... geaux eating! ;)

[Wes]

Wes, I hope you find peace with women in general...


Eh? I didn't know I was at war with women....

[Un4given]

Sorry LSU. :(

And Wes, according to your journal entries.... http://aisforarmy.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=1763

[Wes]

"So ya.... if you couldn't tell I had some relationship issues with at least two girls when I left for war. heh. "

Did you not read the "when I left for war" part? That was 2yrs ago.

[roger29]

Bitches left me out! Fuck you and I hope your Christmas sucks!

[Gambit]

OK fine then... merry christmas to you too, grinch...

[Un4given]

Wes, Roger, I'm sorry. Get over it. :)

[Aries]

Merry Christmas All

I heard there is no Christmas,
In the silly Middle East..
No Trees, no Snow, no Santa Claus,
They have Different Religious beliefs..
They Believe in Muhammad,
And not in our Holiday..
And so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say..

Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fuckin' Christmas
Put down that book 'The Koran'
and hear some holiday wishes.
Incase you haven't noticed,
it's Jesus's Birthday
So get off you heathen Muslim Ass
And fuckin' celebrate.

There is no holiday season in india,
i've heard..
They don't hang up their stockings,
and that is just absurd..
They've never read a Christmas Story,
They Don't know what Rudolph is about..
And that's why in December,
I'll go to india and shout..

Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas
Dring egg nog, and eat some Beef
and pass it to the Missus
Incase you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen hindu ass,
And fuckin' celebrate.

Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin..
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin..
On December twenty-fifth,
all they do is eat a cake..
and that is why i'll go to Japan,
and walk around and say..

Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas
God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.
Incase you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
and Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you.

On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say..
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddists
and all you atheists too..
Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you.(Prolongue)
Thank you, Mr Hat..

[6-gun Mikey]

Merry Christmas.....stay safe....get drunk....unwrap your woman's fun-bags....er, I mean "gift-bags".....and just enjoy the season!

[killernurse]

Merry Christmas, my dears. Hope y'all are having some lovely family time. I am. :) (KN, you need to eat something. You're getting too thin. *after explaining Army wt standards* KN are you sure you should eat lunch? That choc. covered cherry is an extra 2 laps, you know...)

And sorry, Un4given. Santa isn't going to bring you what you want for Christmas...

[Un4given]

No... That wasn't my wish for Christmas, it was yours... R'member the PM? lol j/k

[killernurse]

...Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
That was a really bad line, killa. Anyway, have a nice day and a great break.
Hey KN, wanna know what I asked Santa for? ...(stuff you don't want to read)... I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement...

**disclaimer- this isn't real, just had to give him a bad time...