Happy Memorial Day

[spc sh#thed]

Dear Sammy,

Happy Memorial Day. The professor that I just read about on the homepage who called the Air Force Cadet a babykiller is probably furiously pounding his meat in frustration and ranting about how we don't deserve a day to celebrate protecting his worthless ass. This guy is just mad because the left is slowly going the way of the dinosaur. The sad thing is that it's clowns like him that are scaring the more sensible members of his party into voting Republican. Anyway, I'm proud to be a babykiller and I'm proud of all the other babykillers out there. If we'd killed Usama bin Laden as a baby we wouldn't be in the mess that we're in now. Shit, I remember when we killed Qaddafi's baby in the '80's. That was after we blew up the French Embassy, of course.

But seriously, don't let guys like him get you down or thinking that we're doing the wrong thing. He's just jealous that he couldn't enlist because when "Don't ask don't tell" was started he was too old.

Happy Memorial Day

p.s. I would never kill a baby in real life. I just had my second daughter on May 20th.

[Sammy Sandbag]

First of all, congrats on your new daughter. But where the hell have you been? And don't say the field, cause I know a laptop will easily fit in your alice pack. Wait, what am I saying? You're Signal right? So you're probably sitting in an air-conditioned trailer. Oh and don't worry about this professor bastard getting me down. I felt sorry for the poor cadet at the AFA that had to read that shit. No, I'm not down, these types just piss me off more than anything. So what ever happened to you and training for Afghanistan, not that you'd be able to tell me anyways. Of course I don't even know what unit you're with out there at Ft. Hood (4ID, 1CAV, or maybe 3Corps?)

Anyways, keep us updated with whats going on, and keep up the good work.

And be sure and pass on the good word of Aisforarmy.com

Oh, and I almost forgot. Happy Memorial Day.